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Whatever !

Some funny but nice quotes...

1. All good things in life are illegal, immoral or heavily taxed - Oscar Wilde

2. The only piece of clothing that a man doesn't remove of a woman is the cooking apron - (Thanks KK for this...!!!)

3. The ones we bank upon heavily are the first to go bankrupt... - (Thanks TCP..courtsey chatterbai)

4. Love is definitely the answer, but while we are waiting for it sex raises some pretty good questions - Woody Allen

What's your opinion?

Any ideas ???

Well, this question just came up my mind....so lemme ask these to the readers of Different Strokes....
I'm gonna add more questions as and when they arise...

1. When you're entering a loo, should you hold the main door of the loo open for someone behind you....?

2. A female colleague of mine strikes a conversation with me just as she is out of "Her". I obviously had to stop in front of the door while talking to her. What is the best thing to do?
...Hope this is the last of my loo related confusions ;-)

3. Why do the teras come out of our eyes when we sneeze?

Any thoughts?

Goodbye sleep !

Well, after saying goodbye to Zidane, I had to say goodbye to my sleep as well !!!

Have been working almost 16 hours a day for last two days.....why...got a small project which needs to be completed by Monday !!!!!!

Going back to my gvim.....

Goodbye Zidane !

This world cup again saw the legend in one of his best forms !

After coming out from hibernition (read:retirement), Zinedine Zidane led France by example in every match. An ardent Brazil I still am, it was Zidane's tactics against them which led France to the finals. I have to say no one can handle the ball as good as him. Everytime I see him playing, it looks like the ball clings on to his feet whenever it's near the France captain.

The Grand Finals saw another side of him...I wouldn't say sad but it definitely was heart breaking to see him walking off unwrapping his bandage just before 10 mins of Italy kissing the world cup. He also joins Pele and others scoring three goals in world cup finals. The Golden Ball award had to come his way in this magnificient career of him.

I feel inspite of everything, he deserves a gallant farewell, such a great player he is !

Dogbert

It's friday and I can not work as usual...so was reading the monthly DNRC newsletter and Dogbert as usual makes me laugh by his chirpy answers...here are some I have to share...

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Dear Dogbert,
Is cheerleading a sport?
- Ed

Dear Head,
It’s only a sport if you play to win. As you know, you can only win at cheerleading by being the last one standing.
The easiest way is by goosing one of the cheerleaders at the bottom of the pyramid.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,
What is the best gift to give to a girlfriend?
- Kamal

Dear Camel,
Judging from the quality of your question, I’m assuming you’re talking about some other guy’s girlfriend. In that case, give her something that doesn’t cost too much and can’t be traced back to you in any way.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,
It's freezing in the office and the manager won't put on the heaters because he claims he does not feel the cold. What is the best course of action in this sort of situation?
-Megan

Dear YouAgain,
Your boss is evidently a zombie with no central nervous system. But since he is also a manager, chances are that he has no spine. That means you can sneak up behind him and bend him into a doughnut shape, inserting his head into his sphincter. This works best if your boss has a chin or a pointy nose for the full Velcro™ affect. You won’t notice any impact on his ability to do strategy, but it might make it quieter around the office.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,
Why does Scott put a link explaining how to subscribe to a newsletter in the newsletter that I'm already subscribed to?
- Zack

Dear Nutzack,
Mr. Adams realizes that you will be inspired to forward this newsletter to countless people that you mistakenly assume are friends. Some of them might want to subscribe to the newsletter directly to minimize their indirect contact with you.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,
I recently joined a company and I don't have an official title yet. When I asked my boss about it, he said, "You don't need a title. Titles limit your ability to explore and do other things at work." What do you think of what he said?
- Nora

Dear Neithera,
Bad news: You’re a secretary.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert, What's the best in pick-up line in the world?
- Karl

Dear Snarl,
Try this: "I’m a generous billionaire with less than a week to live."
Sincerely,
Dogbert

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You might wanna check this out...CowAndBoy...does anyone find any Similarity with C&H?
Have a nice weekend ! Signing off...